*TURN ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIGHTS *
(And deck the halls with boughs of holly!)
(The future yuletide season isn’t what it used to be....)
"CARD CAPTOR SCIENCE THEATER 3000" (SPECIAL EPISODE)
CHRISTAMAS SPECIAL: UNDER THE MISTLETOE (Plus: TSUBASA GETS WHAT HE DESERVES)
(A Ranma ½ MSTing)
MSTed From the Desk of Card Captor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
This is a MSTing of a work of fiction created by another author.
Use of copyrighted and trademarked material is for entertainment
purposes only; no infringement on the original copyrights or
trademarks held by Best Brains, Inc. is intended or should be inferred.
“Card Captor Sakura” is a trademark of CLAMP and those who distribute it.
“Ranma ½” is a copyright of Rumiko Takahashi her distributers.
“Under The Mistletoe” and “Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves” are the property of Mike Rhea and he’s welcome to them. I do not intend to offend him by making fun of his work like this but I figure it's only a matter of time before someone does. Think of this as another form of C&C. ;)
(Cue "Card Captor Science Theater 3000 Christmas Theme" in 5....4....3....) It's the not-too-distant future,Last Christmas BCThere was this girl named SakuraQuite different from you or meShe captured Clow Cards with her friendsAll seen through Tomoyo’s camera lensThey tried to save the human race,But Eriol lost his patienceSo he shot them into space!!!! Sakura: (Ho, Ho, Hoeeee……) Syaoran and Tomoyo: (Very cute.) We'll send them crappy fanficsThe worst we can find (falala)They'll have to sit and read them all and we'll monitor their minds (falala) Now keep in mind they can't controlWhen the fanfics begin or end (falala)Because, let’s face it, after allEriol’s not really their friend; CARD CAPTOR ROLL CALL: Meiling:'Fa la la la, la la la LA!’ Tomoyo:'’Tis the season to be taping!' Syaoran:'Wh-what mistletoe?' KEROOOOOOO!!!'Cookies, cakes and chocolates! Oh my!' If you're wondering how they eat and breatheAnd other science facts (falala)Then repeat to yourself*It's just a Christmas Special!*You should really just relaxFor Card Captor Science Theater 3000!!!
**
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
12:25 Hours
Sakura was busy conducting her all plushie choir in a rendition of “Joy To The World” while Tomoyo, Meiling and Kero decorated the Christmas tree and hung garlands all about the satellite. Syaoran was off completing the angel that would go on top of the tree. Yue was busy hauling gifts from the umbilliport to the tree. Convincing Dr. Eriol, the evil mastermind who had imprisoned them aboard the satellite to begin with, to send them their Christmas presents was not as difficult as one might have expected. Everyone, save Yue and kero, were wearing Santa hats.
Tomoyo had set up her camcorder so they could tape the events of Christmas to send back to everyone back home. As the plushies finished singing, Sakura turned to face the camera.
“Oh, hi there everybody! Welcome to the Satellite of Love! Our home away from home!” Sakura said cheerfully. “What do you think of the decorations? I’d planned to take the easy route and use a Clow card, but Tomoyo insisted that she wanted to work on the decorations herself.” Sakura looked over. “Oh, look! Here’s Syaoran-kun!”
Syaoran glanced over momentarily at the camera. “Why are you talking to that thing?” he asked.
“Well, I just wanted to give our families some idea of what goes on up here,” Sakura replied. “Did you finish the angel?”
Syaoran nodded. He opened up the box he had been carrying. Inside, dressed in elaborate white robes with silver trim, was the angel, which looked exactly like Sakura. Sakura held up the angel and blushed.
“It’s beautiful, Syaoran-kun,” she said, causing Syaoran to blush.
“Yeah,” said Tomoyo. “It’s really good.”
Meiling just gave a contemptuous sniff. Just then, a light flashed on the control panel. “Uh-oh,” said Meiling. “Looks like Scrooge has come a-caroling.” She walked over and tapped the button.
**
DEEP 13
The evil Dr. Eriol grinned as the viewsceen came to life. “Ah, how nice to see you all in the spirit of things,” he said.
“You seem to be in a good mood,” said Sakura.
“Tis’ the season to be evil, my little friends,” Eriol replied. “Now then, my Clow card this week has a festive theme for the holidays.” He stepped aside revealing a table stacked high with food. “It’s the perfect thing for making a Christmas feast. No muss, no fuss, and no labour.”
“C’mon, Suppi!” called TV’s Ruby Moon, who was trying to force a gingerbread man into the mouth of TV’s Spinel Sun.
“Let go! And I am NOT Suppi!” Spinel Sun retorted.
Eriol sweatdropped. “Erm… I call it ‘The Feast’ card.”
**
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
Sakura held up her Clow card “Our Clow card this week is the perfect item for those who are completely hopeless at finding the right gift for that special someone.”
“Like Sakura,” Meiling added.
“HEY!” Sakura shouted.
“Do you even remember what you gave Syaoran last year?”
“He said he liked it!”
“He was being polite!!”
Tomoyo sighed. “We decided to call it ‘The Gift’ card. What do you think, sirs?”
**
DEEP 13
“Very amusing. Well, it’s time to spread the pain of the season,” said Eriol. “Your experiment this week is another double helping of Mike Rhea idiocy. It’s a Christmas fic called ‘Under The Mistletoe’, served with a very short fic called ‘Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves’. Send ‘em the fanfics, Ruby Moon.”
Just then came the chilling cry of “Sugar! I NEED MORE SUGAR!!!”
“Uh-oh…” Eriol began.
**
THE SATELLITE OF LOVE
“Oh no…” mumbled Syaoran. “Not Mike Rhea again.”
“Yeah and a Merry Christmas to you too, Dr. H.” Kero growled.
“Am not!” shouted Sakura.
“Are too!” Meiling retorted.
Tomoyo shook her head, sadly. “Here we go again…”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
“Am not!”
“Are too!”
Suddenly alarms and sirens rang
out.
“OHHHH,
WE'VE GOT FANFIC SIGN!!!” Sakura cried
out.
(Door
6: It’s a giant Christmas tree. You shake it until all the needles fall off and
you can get past it.)
(Door 5: It’s made of gingerbread. You eat you way through.)
(Door 4: It’s a choir of plushies. The sing “Hark The Herald Angels Sing”, receive their applause they bow and scamper away.)
(Door 3: It’s made of fruitcake. You hack away at it with an ax until you clear your way through.)
(Door 2: It’s made of gift wrap. You tear through it quickly.)
(Door 1: It’s made of Christmas lights. You spend an hour trying to untangle them before you throw them away.)
(Door .7: The camera pans downward where a small hatch pops open.)
Sakura, Syaoran, Tomoyo and
Kero-Chan enter the theater. The three take their seats in the theater while
Kero-Chan floats overhead.
>From: Ranma Saotome <jigglypuff6612@lycos.com>
Kero: So who was it? Ranma or Jigglypuff? Tomoyo: Yeah! Make up your mind!>Subject: [Ranma][FanFic] Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves
Kero: A swift kick? Sakura: Kero…>DISCLAIMER:None of the characters are mine,and no copyright
>infringement is intended.
Sakura: The lack of spaces and double punctuation IS intended, however.>This non-lemon is not to be confused with Robert Vincent's lemon fic
>"Ukyou Gets What She Deserves,"which happens to be the best lemon fic of Y2K
Syaoran:<Megane 6.7> Shyeah, right!>.:)Enjoy!
All: Good luck!>"Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves"(A Ranma 1/2 fanfic),by Mike Rhea
Kero:<Mike Rhea> My real first name is… Sakura: Stop right there! Kero: Awww… Syaoran: Mike Rhea: The Man, The Myth, The Moron.>*********************************************************************
Tomoyo: Hey! It’s snowing!>It is ten in the morning in the Yamanouchi neighborhood in Kyoto.
Sakura: Kyoto? The hell? Kero: Guess Tsubasa ditched Nerima, huh? Syaoran: Either that or her got directions from Ryoga.>A trash can is standing in the middle of an alley.Under normal
>circumstances,it would be odd for even a trash can to be obstructing
>even an alleyway
Tomoyo: Yeah. Trashcan in an alley. That’s very strange. Syaoran: I bet Fox Mulder would be interested in that.>(it would normally be off to the side)
Sakura: Spend a lot of your time in alleys, Mike? Kero: Yeah. That raving lunatic who lives in the alley is Mike. Syaoran: No surprise there.>;but even odder,it was no ordinary trash can.
Syaoran: It was SUPER-CAN!! Kero:<hums the “Superman” theme.>>It was a human being hiding inside(and posing as)a trash can.
Tomoyo: Gee… And I thought he was posing as a mailbox. Kero: Only for junk mail.>Not just a regular person,
Kero: But a person who takes Metamucil and Ex-Lax everyday! Sakura: Eeeeewwwww! Kero!>but a drag queen who makes a living posing as inanimate objects.His name was Tsubasa
>Kurenai.
Kero: Big surprise, huh? Tomoyo: Never saw that coming.>Since junior high,he had been stalking an okonomiyaki chef who
>regularly dressed like a boy.
Syaoran: They’re the original Odd Couple! Sakura:<hums the “Odd Couple” theme>>Her name was Ukyou Kuonji.She had been engaged to a
>childhood friend named Ranma Saotome since age 6.
Syaoran: You get the feeling Mike feels we’re very slow? Sakura: Maybe he thinks we’re as dumb as he is.>But Tsubasa wouldn't take no for an answer.When Ukyou moved to Nerima to be with Ranma,
>Tsubasa continued to send her love letters.He eventually caught up to
>her in Nerima,but he still failed to win her heart;and just a month
>ago,Tsubasa's interrupting of Ranma's and Ukyou's wedding failed to
>change any opinions.
Kero: Not unlike how Ukyou interrupted Ranma and Akane’s wedding, huh? Syaoran:<Tsubasa> I object to this wedding! Tomoyo:<Ukyou> Yeah, yeah. Whatever.>Though it's already been a month since that dark day and though he was
>down for the count,Tsubasa was not out.
Kero: 7… 8… 9… DING! DING! That’s the match! Sakura: Tsubasa was down and out. Tomoyo: He should move to Beverly Hills.>With ever setback,the cross-dressing stalker was too persistent to give up
All: WE KNOW!! GET ON WITH IT!!!>(Konatsu,OTOH,woke up and eventually became Azusa's new skating partner).
Kero: Guess he was stringing old Mikado along so he could take over, huh? Syaoran:<Mikado> B-but I t-thought he loved me! Wahhhhhhhh!! Tomoyo: OTOH?! The hell?>He continued down the alleyway.He was just a block away from the new location of Ucchan's
>okonomiyaki.
Sakura: Hey… I thought he was just sitting in the alley. Kero: Yeah. No one will notice a walking trashcan. Tomoyo: Who does he think he is? Oscar The Grouch?>The shop wasn't open yet,but the 2 owners inside were
>ready to do so.Tsubasa knew that they would probably be opening
>up at around this time,since the place wasn't open for breakfast.
Sakura: What? No bacon and egg okonomiyaki? Tomoyo: Damn! Syaoran: By the way, why are they in Kyoto? Kero: Search me.>Then,as the young Saotome couple emerged to put out the sign and the shop
>curtain(and while still in the trash can),
Sakura: You know, Mike, we kinda already knew that. Tomoyo: Seeing as you didn’t say “Tsubasa got out of the trashcan”.>he then charged at Ranma,yelling "RANMA SAOTOME,PREPARE TO DIE!"
Syaoran: Oh, brother… Sakura: Tsubasa’s dialogue courtesy of Ryoga.>Then suddenly,as Tsubasa charged at Ranma,a tomcat walked straight
>into Tsubasa's path.
Kero:<Tsubasa>ARGHHHHH!!! A black cat! RUN!!!>"Shoo!,"he nervously told the cat;
Sakura: Ooookay… So he came to a complete and total stop in the middle of charging. Syaoran:<Ranma> Nice brakes!>but not only did the tomcat ignored him,he lifted his tail and started spraying urine on
>Tsubasa's leg.
All:<groans>Kero: What is this? A Farelly Brothers movie? Syaoran: Nice to know Mike is such a sympathetic guy, huh?>His face turned pale very quickly as the tomcat continued
>and as both Ranma and Ukyou stared at what was unfolding(and as big
>evil grins were beginning to show up on their faces).
Syaoran and Sakura:<Ranma and Ukyou>We are the guardians of the hell! Kero:<Ranma> Draco Malfoy has nothin’ on us!>Eventually,the tomcat was done marking its territory and slowly walked away.Almost
>immediately,Tsubasa realized that Ranma and Ukyou watched the whole
>moment unfold right in front of them.
All:<muted trumpet imitation>Wah-wah-Wahhhhhh!>"Hey,Tsu-chan!,"taunted Ukyou as she started laughing."Looks like
>someone actually likes you!"
Kero: Bitch! Sakura: Kero! Tomoyo: Man, that Draco Malfoy line was pretty accurate, huh? Sakura:<Ukyou a la Draco Malfoy> Tsubasa, you stupid mudblood.>Tsubasa's eyes suddenly turned red."TRAITOR!,"yelled Tsubasa as he ran
>down the street sobbing.
<All look around> Kero: Who was he talking to? The cat? Sakura: Oh, good one, Ukyou. You made Tsubasa cry. I hope you’re happy!>"Now that he had coming...,"laughed Ranma."...right,Ucchan?"
Kero: Nice to know Ranma takes after his dad, huh?>"Exactly,Ran-chan!,"laughed Ukyou as she and Ranma put out the shop
>curtain and sign and opened the restaurant,laughing if there was no
>tomorrow.
<All shake their heads> Syaoran:<Mike Rhea> I know what’s best for this series! Yep, yep!>THE END
Sakura: Good riddance!>**********************************************************************
Tomoyo:<singing> When you wish upon a star…>AUTHOR'S NOTES:Well,this fic developed out of weird thoughts that
>developed in my head yesterday;and this fic was an exorcism of those
>thoughts.Besides,Tsubasa deserved it.;p
Syaoran: You mean you have thoughts that aren’t weird?>Excluding flames,C&C are welcome.
Kero: Here’s some C&C: Bite me. >You can find more Ranma/Ukyou fanfiction(by myself and other authors)on
>my site(the champagne of Ranma romance sites)
Tomoyo: I think this champagne’s gone flat.>devoted to the Shaoran/sakura of Rumiko Takahashi fandom
Sakura and Syaoran: WHAT?! Kero: Using a canon couple to describe a non-canon couple. Yeah, that fits. Syaoran: He misspelled my name! Sakura: Why is my name second?! And why isn’t it capitalized?! >(no bull).
All: You’re full of it! Kero: Well, that was a lot of set-up for a pointless joke.>Sent via Deja.com
>http://www.deja.com/
Sakura: There’s irony in that.
>From: michaelrhea@hotmail.com
Kero: I guess obssessedloonwhocantwrite@hotmail.com was taken.>DISCLAIMER:None of these characters are mine,and no copyright
>infringement is intended.
All: Blah, blah, blah…>This Christmas themed fic is my first attempt at a WAFFy fic.
<Pause. Suddenly they all fall over laughing.> Sakura: Is he serious?! Tomoyo: Y-yes… I suspect he is… hee, hee…>Enjoy...and happy holidays!
Kero: Bah! Humbug!>This non-lemon is not to be confused with a lemon from another author titled "Mistletoe."
Kero: Mike seems to spend a lot of time reading lemons, doesn’t he?>"Under the Mistletoe"(A Ranma 1/2 spamfic),by Mike Rhea
Syaoran: Shouldn’t someone else be handling spam? Kero: Yeah. But who?>*******************************************************************
>
>It was early December,
Tomoyo:<Madison Taylor> Like, duh! Syaoran: It wouldn’t do to set a Christmas fic in June.>and Japan's Kansai region was paralyzed by a unusually violent snowstorm.
Sakura:<Snowstorm>I’ve had it with you people! Arghhhhhhhhhh!!>Schools and shops were closed,and people were advised not to be outdoors.
Tomoyo: Yeah. Well, people were advised not to smoke too, but did that stop them? >That is exactly why Ranma Saotome and his wife,the former Ukyou Kuonji,
>were depressed.
Sakura:<Ukyou> It’s snowing so I am depressed. Tomoyo: She was the artist formerly known as Kuonji.>They had to close their okonomiyaki shop for the day
Sakura: Ukyou’s going a day without okonomiyaki? Tomoyo:<Ukyou> Ok—on—mi---yaki… Withdrwal… Ack!!!<gurgle, gurgle>>because of the bad weather,and they weren't used to the unusually
>extreme winter weather that was bad enough to drive away even their
>regular customers from their institution in the middle of western
>Kyoto.
Syaoran: THRILL as Mike TALKS ABOUT THE WEATHER!!! Kero:<Mike Rhea> And we have a low pressure front moving east…>The two lifelong friends were sitting side by side at their
>counter,lamenting the bad weather conditions.
Sakura and Syaoran:<Ukyou and Ranma> WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! No okonomiyaki!!>"Whatever happened to June,July,and August;Ranchan?,"inquired a
>depressed Ukyou,
All: WE KNOW!! Kero: I hope she slits her wrists soon. Sakura: Kero… Tomoyo: So… Ukyou didn’t notice the change in weather during September, October and November? Syaoran: And everyone said Kasumi was a ditz. Sakura:<Ukyou> One and one is… um… six?>who in a major deviation from her normally tomboyish
>wardrobes,was wearing a kimono.
Syaoran: But, does she look as good as Sakura in a kimono? I think not! Sakura:<blushing> Syaoran-kun… Tomoyo: A Kinomoto kimono. There’s a tongue twister.>"It was just 4 months ago that you were admiring me in a bathing suit.
Kero: HUZZAH!! Sakura: Oh, shut up. Tomoyo:<Ukyou> So… four months ago it was summer and now it’s not… I wonder why?>I try to dress feminine in a season other than summer,and no one is able to notice it because
>they can't go anywhere in this weather."
Sakura: Geez… When did Ukyou become such a show-off? Tomoyo:<Ukyou> This kimono is feminine and, dammit, I want people to see it!!>"Don't worry,Ucchan,"replied Ranma."The weather may seem depressing,
>but at least you're alone with someone you truly love,my darling
>Ucchan."
All:<giggles> Kero:<singing> Though the weather outside is frightful… Syaoran: Ranma’s dialogue courtesy “Days Of Our Lives”. Sakura:<Ukyou> I hate to break this to you, Ranma darling, but I’m actually your long lost twin sister with amnesia from a freak
experiment involving ferrets.>"Thank you,Ran-chan."
Tomoyo: You da man, Ran-chan!>Suddenly,they noticed that they were sitting under a piece of
>mistletoe that was hanging from the ceiling.
Kero: Oh, there’s a big surprise.>They blushed profusely,
All: Again? Sakura: There’s a lot of blushing in Mike Rhea’s fics.>then they began to gaze in each other's eyes.
Sakura:<Ukyou> Look into my eyes… Syaoran: Now, Ranma will say, “Ucchan, when I tell you that you are kawaii, it means from the inside out no matter what you
wear.”>"Ucchan,when I tell you that you are kawaii,it means from the inside
>out no matter what you wear,"said Ranma.
Syaoran: See? Kero: I’d be more impressed if he didn’t use that line in all of his fics.>"Additionally,when I told you that I truly loved you more than okonomiyaki,that meant
>forever.And I want it to mean forever,my love."
Sakura: You mean… there’s life beyond okonomiyaki? Tomoyo I’m shocked!>"Ran-chan,you're the only one who I ever want to be stranded with
>during a snowstorm,"replied Ukyou."Even if we ARE sitting under
>mistletoe."
Tomoyo:<Ukyou> Which is the last place I’d want to be with a lousy kisser like you.>"True,Ucchan.If I had known in the first place that you were 100%
>woman,
Syaoran:<Ranma>As opposed to 50% woman, like myself.>I wouldn't have chosen okonomiyaki and fallen for my pop's dirty
>trick in the first place."
All: ARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Kero: You said that three frickin’ sentences ago!!!>"I love you,Ran-chan."
Sakura: I love you, Syaoran-kun.>"I love you too,Ucchan."
Syaoran: I love you too, Sakura-chan. Tomoyo: Awwwwww… They’re SO KAWAII!!! Kero: I’m gonna be sick.>Though Mother Nature had literally snowed on a day's profits,
Kero: As opposed to figuratively?>Ranma and Ukyou,as usual,found company in the form of each other.They began
>kissing very passionately...under the mistletoe.
Syaoran: Hence the title.>**Music:"September,"by Earth,Wind,and Fire**
Sakura: Perfect song for a fic in December.Kero: You too can get the official Mike Rhea soundtrack! For only $5.99!! Please!!!>THE END
All: Good riddance!>*****************************************************************
>
>AUTHOR'S NOTES:As you may know,of the fics that I've written,this is
>one of the few that concentrate exclusively on a Ranma/Ukyou romance.
<Long pause> <All fall over laughing> Sakura: What did he write the rest of his fanfics blindfolded? Syaoran: That would explain a great many things.>Yes,this isn't one of my longer fanfics;but rather,my first attempt at
>both a Christmas-themed fic and a WAFFy fic was intended to be a short
>romantic piece featuring anime's original half-man and his kawaii
>otemba.
Sakura: Kawaii otemba? Cute tomboy? I thought this was about Ukyou not Akane. Syaoran: Akane’s the uncute tomboy. Sakura: Oh.>Additionally,unlike my previous post-manga fics,none of the
>other cast members appear in this shortfic.
Kero:<Mike Rhea> That makes it easier to contort the Ranma ½ universe to my will! Syaoran: That and killing them off. ISN’T THAT RIGHT,KIT?! Sakura: Down, Syaoran-kun. Syaoran: Gomen.>I decided to leave it to the imagination of the reader whoever they pair up the other
>characters(Akane,Ryouga,Akari,Tsubasa,Konatsu,etc.)with.
Syaoran:<Mike Rhea> I, personally, couldn’t care less.>Excluding flames,C&C are welcome.
Kero: Excluding yours, fanfics are welcome.>You can find more Ranma and Ukyou fanfics(by yours truly and other
>authors)on my page(the cabernet sauvignon of Ranma romance sites)
Tomoyo: Mike must drink a lot of wine. Kero: More like whine.>devoted to the Angel/Buffy of Rumiko Takahashi fandom(for real).
Sakura: Yes, it’s Belldandy and Yohko Mano! Syaoran: The most non-canon pairing in history! Tomoyo: You get the feeling Mike reads a lot of Adam Warren manga? Kero: He sure didn’t learn anything from it.>Mike Rhea
>Webmaster of The Ranma and Ukyou Pages!
>http://rei.animenetwork.com/ranchan/
Tomoyo:<Rei> It’s my animenetwork, dammit! >Ukyou: "You ruined me for marriage.....because of you I'm doomed to
>spend my life alone."
Syaoran: The hell…? Sakura: I think he’s quoting again.>Ranma: "What a waste. And here you were so cute too. I mean who
>would've thought you'd have turned out so good looking."
Kero: Yeah, baby! Sakura: Kero…>Ukyou: "Cute?"
Sakura:<Rei Ayanami>Hank? That you?>Ranma: "You'll make someone a great wive."
Tomoyo: A great what?!>Ukyou: "Go on stop lying. I'm not cute."
>Ranma: "Sure you are Ukyou. Why would I lie?"
Syaoran:<Ranma> After all, I’m not Yamazaki!>Ukyou: "Am not. Am not. Am not." (*Imagine a slap to Ranma's face each
>time*)
Kero: Is he trying to quote the whole episode?>Ranma: "You're cute I tell ya."
>Ukyou: "Go on get outta here."
>Ranma: "Reeaal cute."
>-excerpt from "Ranma 1/2 Hard Battle:Ukyou Can Cook":"Ranma Gains Yet
>Another Suitor!"
All: HUZZAH!! Sakura: Another fic bites the dust!>Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
>Before you buy.
Kero: … try to steal it!
Syaoran: You know, we’ve seen some really bad stuff since our last encounter with Mike… But his fanfics still suck.
Sakura: Yeah. Let’s go see if we can’t get some of our Christmas spirit back.
**
Later, that evening, they were all sitting around the Christmas tree singing carols with the plushies. Well, actually, Sakura and Syaoran had dozed off about half an hour earlier. Sakura’s head rested on Syaoran’s shoulder and Syaoran’s head rested on hers.
“Oh, this moment is so priceless,” Tomoyo exclaimed. “I have to get my camera.”
Meiling muttered something under her breath.
“I wonder what happened to Dr. H,” said Kero. “He usually calls back after the experiment.”
**
DEEP 13
Eriol and Ruby Moon were having some trouble getting to the control panel, seeing as they were both tied together in a mass of ribbon that had become tangled around them while Spinel Sun was on his sugar high. He had passed out moments after attempting to eat a fruitcake and accidentally dropped it on his head.
“Well, this is another fine mess you’ve gotten us into,” grumbled Eriol.
“Oh, shut up!” Ruby Moon retorted.
“You just had to cram those gingerbread men down his throat.”
“SHUT UP!”
“Just push the damn button, Ruby Moon.”
“And how am I supposed to do that?”
“Imrovise!’ Eriol shouted.
Ruby Moon grumbled something as she reached over with her one semi-free hand and grabbed the comatose Spinel Sun by the tail and hurled him at the control panel.
“Owie…” muttered Eriol as he
watched Spinel slam headfirst into the button.
THE REAL END (And to all a good night!)
(Feel free to hum your favorite Christmas Carol as the credits roll.)
Well, I finally finished something! The last week I’ve been juggling Episode 20, plus this, plus Episode 2 of Deep Fried SPAM, plus my new fanfic, plus… my head is starting to hurt….
Anyway, I didn’t intend to use “Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves”, but when he compared Sakura and Syaoran to Ukyo and Ranma at the end… I just couldn’t resist.
Merry Christmas everyone!
-CardCaptor Schlueter (aka Syaoran-kun)
Season
One:
1) The Brain From Planet Arous-A Ranma ½ Fic By Ryoucilo
2) The Mike Rhea Anthology-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea
(Loves Me, Loves Me Not/ Akane Gets Drained/ Konatsu’s First Kiss)
3) Neon Ranma Evangelion-A Ranma ½ /Evangelion Crossover By Khyron Kingkiller
4) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy
5) Stolen-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou
6) Good Bye Sweet Li (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Lady Yuy
7) The True Power Of Love-A Card Captor Sakura Fic By poshul
8) Marco Polo-A Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By hikaru shidou
9) Madison’s Mystery Crush-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Chocolat*
10) Is It Reality Or Just A Trick?-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker
Season
Two:
11) The Next Generation-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By JimAndZazu
12) Caught In The Act-A Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Second Sailor Destiny
13) The Shadow Leaders-A Sailor Moon Fic By Dr. Thinker
14) Shinji’s Alter-Ego-A Neon Genesis Evangelion Fic By John82
15) Sailor Jupiter Vs. Godzilla-A Sailor Moon Fic By Flashman (Christian A. Rogers)
16) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 1)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy
17) No Need For CardCaptors-A Tenchi Muyo/Card Captor Sakura (CardCaptors) Fic By Christina Horton
18) Temples, Captors And Knights (Part 2)-A Card Captor Sakura/Magic Knight Rayearth Fic By Syaoran’s Lovertoy
19) Mother, May I [Take Over The World]-A Pokemon Fic By Mallet Boy
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1) Why Not Make A Little Money While Surfing The Net
Specials:
-Christmas Special-Under The Mistletoe/Tsubasa Gets What He Deserves-Ranma ½ Fics By Mike Rhea
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